How to Destroy the Earth

As a good conservative, I am of course completely FOR the decimation of our environment, the subjugation of anyone not white and male, the pursuit of profit at the expense of everyone and everything (bonus points for ruining perfectly good air and water), and sundry other evil little things that bother hippies and mediacrats.

With that, I present a link that will help advance our ultimate goal: Top Ten Ways To Bring About The Destruction Of Planet Earth. It goes beyond genocide and straight to making a big spinning rock into lots of little ones.

This has been a public service message. Other tutorials on subjugation and greed may or may not follow as my mood dictates.